Art School Fags Forfeit, Amazing Defensive Exhibition By The Face Puncher Organization
On 3rd and 1, a batted pass by Avid Face Puncher Los Morin was intercepted by David "Magnum PI" de Chantal, only to be recovered after a fatal error, by none other than Los "Pepperoni Tits" Morin himself. It was the first double-interception to be recorded in Face Puncher History. After a tape review the play stood and this is what Los Morin had to say to Ramon the on-field official, "The ball just re-appeared and I fell in love with it, I mean, you have to love the game, the ball, the girls ,and the boys to be out here and be this good".
While Los and McFadden led there team to 2 well earned victories, there was a mental breakdown. David "Magnum PI" de Chantal after being corrected of a bad call on his part proceeded to taunt and get into the head of Los "Pepperoni Tits " Morin. This lead to leg cramps,uncontrolled on-field pooping, and menstruation. Ramon (Face Puncher Official) consulted Stephanie (FacePuncher On-Site Medic) about Los's condition and cleared him to continue playing after coach Nash gave him some Gatorade. Elder Natareno, who by the way, caught a TD on this fine day had this to say, " The on field pooping scared me, the smell made me run faster".
All in all the two MVP's of the game are also 2 new additions, Adam "I'm Small" McBride and Ted "My Shirt is Gone" (he preferred to leave out his last name due to allegations of a criminal history). They did a hell of a job and did not cry once. The amount of homo-erotisim between the team today was uncanny and coincided perfectly with this weekends festivities here in Face Puncher Capitol, San Francisco. Good game Faggots!