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The Weekly Face Puncher: Official Rules and Regulations of your hometown Face Punchers

Monday, May 22, 2006

Official Rules and Regulations of your hometown Face Punchers

1. no half shirts
2. no mesh shirts
3. no fanny packs
4. no bicycle shorts/half shirt combinations
5. if you have man-breast, you will be placed on the team marked "shirts"
6. if you wear shorts, you must push down your socks.
7. if your girlfriend plays, she will be placed on the team marked "skins" and if she acquires the ball at anytime, will be manhandled in more ways than one. if she complains, she will be slapped on top of the head so as not to leave any marks seeing how her hair will cover them up.
8. if two players fall to the ground, no wrestling is to occur. tickling is the only exception.
9. no boyfriends (or gay bosses, Mark)

Drug and alcohol use is strictly enforced.

Rules and regulations are subject to change and will be added as situations arise.

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