Grand Bitches Forfeit...Face Punchers Victorious

Sunday's match against The Grand Bitches of Hotel Monaco turned out to be a flop. The Bitches never even showed, resulting in a forfeit and giving the Face Punchers their second victory of the season.
The game, scheduled at Ocean Beach for 4:00, was supposed to be a re-match between the two organizations and when the Grand Bitches did not show, no one was surprised.
"I knew when they didn't show up, we would win...cause they didn't come...and we still won...even though they didn't come...please, no more questions", replied Face Puncher Aaron Brodeur.
"I would've liked for them to come" said David DeChantal, "but they didn't...wait a minute, I just came".
"huh?", stated Andrew Stych.

The Face Punchers, ranked 1st in the Full-Contact Beach Football League, recently clobbered the Grand Bitches a short time ago which may or may not be the reason the Bitches failed to show. It was to be a good match-up between the two with the likes of Keen, Haisch and Brown against Grand Bitches own big guy with red hair and the other one who's not legal anywhere in the continental United States.

"We took advantage of the break and decided to focus on our game on the 25th. It's going to be a good one and we're all looking forward to it", said Head Coach Omar Nash, "we worked on a few pass patterns and even took a look at some of the new prospects".

The Face Punchers, a dominant force in the F.C.B.F.L., are making key moves within the organization and have recently assigned new department heads.

An open try-out is scheduled for later in the summer. Details of the try-out will be posted at a later date.