The Weekly Face Puncher: Black vs Red...Brodeur Talks Shit, Literally

Friday, November 10, 2006

Black vs Red...Brodeur Talks Shit, Literally

Former Bitch League star, Aaron Brodeur who was just recently brought back to the Face Punchers roster, has been talking much shit lately about the upcoming Super Beach.

The only problem is, he has no idea what he's talking about.

Brodeur, who enjoys reading, writing and drawing never did have a liking for sports or football for that matter.
Raised a little girl, he enjoyed skipping rope, hide and seek and "tag", games only a girl could enjoy, so it's no wonder that when he was encouraged to "talk shit" to the opposing team, he did just that. Instead of insulting the opposing players with remarks about their playing ability, Brodeur educated himself on human feces or "shit" as it's well known.

Brodeur spoke all kinds of shit about his rivals. Runny shit, thick shit, shit filled with nuts and shit sometimes littered with blood were Brodeurs specialty. He even talked about shit that was hard to come out.
But Brodeur, who thought he was talking "shit" correctly, later found out he wasn't.
While in a heated debate with Justin Schmidt about what team was better, Brodeur started discussing shit. Schmidt turned to Brodeur and said, "what the hell are you talking about?".
Brodeur then said, "I'm talking shit".

The conversation ended very quickly after that.

Brodeur starts this Sunday and sources say, he'll be talkin' shit.

Face Punchers Notes:

Jim McFadden still has nipple rings. Brian McKelvey is from Jersey and famed full back Adam McBride thinks white people are better than mexicans.


Blogger Maurice said...

That is hilarious, I hope I didnt scare you or hurt your feelings last night. I really do love you and want to be in you all the time.xoxoxoxo

11:47 AM, November 12, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wait, white people are better than mexicans, right?

11:55 AM, November 12, 2006  

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