San Francisco Face Punchers Bruise Their Way to 9-0
The San Francisco Face Punchers bruised their way to their 9th victory this weekend, bringing them closer to the coveted Super Beach.
Jin Voeks, this weeks M.V.P., was on his game Sunday catching several passes for touchdowns. Since his arrival to the organization, he has supplied speed and strength, not not to mention good hands. Josh the barback and TeddyTwoNames were given honorable mentions for their playmaking skills.
The game, which started around 3 p.m., featured two new players by the names of Nick and Eric. Nick, standing 6'3", did well in his first start with the Face Punchers, catching key passes and displaying great footwork. Eric, also making his debut, proved to be trouble for the opposition with his acrobatic like moves and ever-so-loving hands. The two are excited at their new spots on the team.
David Merkis, who was just recently inducted into the league, will more than likely be facing fines this week for his blatant acts of nudity. While carrying the ball on two occasions, Merkis's shorts and underwear slid down to his kness, revealing what some say was "the equivalent to the package of a pubescent boy". On one of those runs, Merkins was one man away from the goal line when Morin, the tackler had to "bump" him out of bounds rather than wrap up and tackle. "I saw him coming and when his his unit popped out, I opted to push him out of bounds instead of taking him down...I've been there before and let me tell you something...I wasn't drunk enough to wrap up", replied Morin.
Merkins, who may not be aware of the rules since his recent induction, should receive word from the commisioners office at the end of the week.
The Face Punchers, who marked their territory in spray paint on the concrete levee, will be back on the sand in two weeks.