The Weekly Face Puncher: Jin-Claude Van Damme to Sponsor Face Punchers

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Jin-Claude Van Damme to Sponsor Face Punchers

Jin-Claude Van Damm, superstar action hero, has decided to sponsor the #1 Face Punchers. Damm, who you may have seen in such films as Cyborg, Bloodsport and his most famous role in Lionheart, will supply the team with jerseys, equipment and anything else they may need.

Van Damme, seen above, heard about the Face Punchers only recently and was impressed with their commitment, dedication and not too mention, masterbation.

The Face Punchers are scheduled to play tomorrow at Ocean Beach at 3:00. Van Damme will be on hand to sign autographs.


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