The Weekly Face Puncher: Face Punchers Punch Their Way To 8-0...Morin Voted MVP

Monday, September 18, 2006

Face Punchers Punch Their Way To 8-0...Morin Voted MVP

The San Francisco Face Punchers were victorious again yesterday to remain on top of the F.C.B.F.L.

Defense dominated the first 45 minutes of the game but after Mark Brown caught a touchdown pass, the game opened wide up. Fearful line Backers Teddy Twonames and Adam McBride kept Morin and his crew from running the ball until Morin took to the air, completing nearly 100% of his passes, making him the obvious choice for MVP. Morin, also a surprising threat on defense, intercepted 3 passes and kept the opposing quarterbacks looking elsewhere.

Jesse and Peter Counts, both rival receivers, turned out to be the secret weapons for their respective teams while catching key passes for touchdowns and making several tackles. It should also be noted that Jin Voeks was tackled by Peter Counts, and that's no bullshit.

Two new recruits added to their victory this past Sunday with David Melker at quarterback and Colby Pritchard at safety. The two recruits have proven their ability to play with the Face Punchers and will be an exciting addition to the team.

The Face Punchers, who have scheduled their awards ceremony for sometime in November, take to the sand in two weeks.


Blogger TeddyTwoNames said...

i like torn shirts.

12:04 AM, September 20, 2006  
Blogger Milkshake said...

I am never coming face punching ever again. It's fucking freazing ou there, not to mention I start going through withdrawls when I'm away from my neighborhood for too long. Okay, truth be told, I'll be working every Sunday again soon.

1:01 AM, September 23, 2006  
Blogger Los said...

you spelled "freezing" wrong.

1:14 AM, September 23, 2006  
Blogger ~PhoenixRising said...

God damn, I must get back to SF to rock a game with the Face Punchers...

9:42 PM, September 23, 2006  
Blogger Counts said...

Does getting voted MVP mean you're most likley to rip your shirt to shreads?

11:25 PM, September 25, 2006  
Blogger McFadden said...

No. It's when you shred your pants that really shows you deserve it.

6:48 PM, September 26, 2006  
Blogger Brodeur said...

or if you're the recipient of what we like to call the "slightly soiled sanchez"

9:03 PM, September 27, 2006  
Blogger Los said...

or when you've never gotten it before and it happens to be your turn.

12:45 PM, September 29, 2006  
Blogger Voeks said...

Is it just me or does Brodeurs dong looks huge in his profile picture. Nevermind. I'm drunk again. Sorry.

6:00 PM, September 29, 2006  
Blogger Los said...

it looks like it wants to get out.

6:27 PM, September 29, 2006  

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