The Weekly Face Puncher: David DeChantal: This Weeks Featured Face Puncher

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

David DeChantal: This Weeks Featured Face Puncher

For this week, the San Francisco Chronicle would like to introduce David DeChantal. A quarterback/receiver for the San Francisco Face Punchers. We sat down with Mr. DeChantal and here is what he had to say.

SFC: David, how has the season been so far?

DD: It's gone real well for me. I've made a lot of good plays this season and i think Coach Nash is very happy with my performance.

SFC: Are you and fellow face puncher Aaron Brodeur fucking?

DD: Yes we are, and I think he's been very happy with my performance as well.

SFC: Many people think your a bit cocky during game time. What do you have to say about that?

DD: Well. They're right. I am full of cock.

SFC: Now, from what we understand, your having sexual relations with another face puncher, besides Aaron Brodeur. How does Aaron feel about that?

DD: I've spoken to him about it and for right now, he's fine with it. We try to get him involved as well, but i believe he's involved with his roommate.

SFC: You have another big game coming up this weekend. Do you plan to do anything different than you have in the past?

DD: Not at all. Just completeing some passes and playing hard.

SFC: David, we wish you luck this weekend.

This interview was brought to you by:

Jessica, Professional Skincare Therapist
"Because caring for your skin is important, and so is riding Carlos's cock"
The Tenderloin
San Francisco, CA 94102


Blogger Brodeur said...

David, can you please come and pick up your underwear? It's making my house smell like bleach.

12:15 AM, July 12, 2006  
Blogger Maurice said...

no, Im not falling for that trick again!

3:40 PM, July 12, 2006  

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