David DeChantal: This Weeks Featured Face Puncher
For this week, the San Francisco Chronicle would like to introduce David DeChantal. A quarterback/receiver for the San Francisco Face Punchers. We sat down with Mr. DeChantal and here is what he had to say.
SFC: David, how has the season been so far?
DD: It's gone real well for me. I've made a lot of good plays this season and i think Coach Nash is very happy with my performance.
SFC: Are you and fellow face puncher Aaron Brodeur fucking?
DD: Yes we are, and I think he's been very happy with my performance as well.
SFC: Many people think your a bit cocky during game time. What do you have to say about that?
DD: Well. They're right. I am full of cock.
SFC: Now, from what we understand, your having sexual relations with another face puncher, besides Aaron Brodeur. How does Aaron feel about that?
DD: I've spoken to him about it and for right now, he's fine with it. We try to get him involved as well, but i believe he's involved with his roommate.
SFC: You have another big game coming up this weekend. Do you plan to do anything different than you have in the past?
DD: Not at all. Just completeing some passes and playing hard.
SFC: David, we wish you luck this weekend.
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