Anthony "Greedy" Green to Hold Out for Bigger Signing Bonus
In an attempt to add color and flair to the team, The San Francisco Face Punchers front office is trying to sign Anthony "greedy" Green, seen in the photo, to a one-dollar signing bonus. Green, on the other hand, has a better idea..."show me the money!".
Mr. Green, who is actually Black or African or whatever, has been invited to the Face Punchers games for the past several weeks and has been asked to become apart of the team by founders Carlos Morin and Jim McFadden themselves, but as stated above, Green wants more green.
"We need some size and quickness on the front line and Green has it all. We showed him the money but he just wasn't happy enough so we'll go back to the drawing board and come back with something else...possibly a white girl", stated McFadden.
Chronicle reporters asked Green about his request for more money but due to his speech impediment, no one could understand him.