The Weekly Face Puncher: Anthony "Greedy" Green to Hold Out for Bigger Signing Bonus

Monday, August 21, 2006

Anthony "Greedy" Green to Hold Out for Bigger Signing Bonus

In an attempt to add color and flair to the team, The San Francisco Face Punchers front office is trying to sign Anthony "greedy" Green, seen in the photo, to a one-dollar signing bonus. Green, on the other hand, has a better idea..."show me the money!".

Mr. Green, who is actually Black or African or whatever, has been invited to the Face Punchers games for the past several weeks and has been asked to become apart of the team by founders Carlos Morin and Jim McFadden themselves, but as stated above, Green wants more green.

"We need some size and quickness on the front line and Green has it all. We showed him the money but he just wasn't happy enough so we'll go back to the drawing board and come back with something else...possibly a white girl", stated McFadden.

Chronicle reporters asked Green about his request for more money but due to his speech impediment, no one could understand him.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

was this picture altered?

8:04 PM, August 28, 2006  
Blogger Voeks said...

If Anthony gets a white girl, I'm not playing for anything less than a handle of Jack Daniels. Or a handle of Los. Fuck it, I want both.

9:04 PM, August 28, 2006  
Blogger TeddyTwoNames said...

i second what voeks said.

9:16 PM, August 28, 2006  
Blogger Los said...

i wonder if green will take a white girl who thinks shes black?

12:32 AM, August 29, 2006  

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