Jin Voeks...New Addition to the Face Punchers
The Face Punchers have added one more player to their 15-man roster. Jin "not even gay people are this gay" Voeks, was picked only a short time ago by Face Punchers scouts and has played in his second game thus far. Voeks, a native of Oregon, has starred at receiver so far and has made quite an impact for the team.
Face Punchers founder Carlos Morin stated the following, "Jin has adapted very well to the Face Punchers style of football", Morin continued, "he shows up drunk, stays drunk and leaves drunk enough to fuck a fat chick, or in my case, my Aunt".
Voeks, who stands 6"3" and 200 lbs, is dominant on the sand both on offense and defense and brings much talent in and around the game.
The Face Punchers will look for great things to come from Jin should he decide to play sober.