"Greedy" Green on the Sand...Accepts A White Girl With A Case of Beer
Anthony "Greedy" Green, whose famous long-lost mother is talk show host, Oprah Winfrey, finally took to the sand this past Sunday, ending his two-week hold out. Green, who was heavily recruited by Face Punchers front office, held out for two-weeks for what insiders say was for a bigger signing bonus or possibly a white girl. Green decided on the white girl along with a case of Coors Light.
Face Punchers front office were surprised to hear that Green didn't want a pitcher of Kool-Aid and were even more surprised that he turned down a bucket of chicken.
Green gave a speech outside his Richmond crack house and here is what he had to say:
"I have a dream, that one day, the Face Punchers will understand me"
"I have a dream, that one day, the Face Punchers of San Francisco will not laugh at me when I order a salad."
"I have a dream, that while calling a play in a huddle on Ocean Beach, my fellow Face Punchers will not say, "what...slow down jigga!"
"Let freedom ring from the liqour stores in Hunters Point!"
"Let freedom ring from the massage parlors in the Tenderloin!"
"Let freedom ring from the crack houses of Richmond!"
"Free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty!, we are free at last!"
The Face Punchers were thrilled to see Green this past Sunday but expressed much concern about showering with Green in the locker room.
Aaron Brodeur, who states that black men are the most well-endowed of all men, was deeply saddened to find out that his locker was next to Greens.