Face Punchers to Hold 1st Annual Father/Bum Picnic

The San Francisco Face Punchers, who are undefeated in the F.C.B.F.L., are holding their 1st Annual Father/Bum Picnic, this month.

In a season filled with scandals, allegations and unruliness, the organization this time, has opted for goodness. The father/bum picnic, designed to give back to the crackheads, will feature your favorite Face Puncher escorting their choice of bum to Golden Gate Park. Each father/bum will participate in several activities to include the crack race, wheelchair race and bobbing for pipes.

Face Punchers founder Carlos Morin, who has been working with "Crazy" Jamie Fox to work out the details, says the plans are working out well.
"The guys and I are really looking forward to spending time with our favorite crackhead. It's time to start understanding and stop misunderstanding", Morin continued, "I've been working very closely with the crackheads to find peace and this is just what we need".

The Face Punchers are scheduled to play this Sunday at Ocean Beach.